Mishawaka, In. - As the war on Bethel's Campus escalates, Administration introduced a new weapon of mass torture in hopes to demoralize the local inhabitants. Eminating from the main gazebo on campus is a collection of Christmas songs played at obnoxious levels in efforts to subdue the opposition. Opponents of the war say that they have crossed the line by instituting this new measure way too early...beginning in the month of November. "The fact that they are playing "Winter Wonderland" when there is no snow is enough to drive anyone mad." Said one Adult student who wished to remain anonymous.
3 comments:
Weeeeeeeeee wish you a Merry christmas.
We wish you a Merry Christmas.
We wish you a Merry Christmaaaaaaas
and a happy New Year.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with playing Christmas music already. I kind of like the music when I am walking to and from class...it makes me laugh.
I like Christmas music but being able to hear it at your dorm may be a little loud.
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