Why am I still wearing my nametag?

Ah, three dee why see. Maybe I'll post something more on it, but for now... What happens when Jeff goes jousting? Find out here:

Improvise

It has been said that necessity is the mother of all invention. So, may I present to you this: What do you do when you have to wrap presents and cut paper, only to have forgotten you broke off one of the handles of the scissors? Simple. Just take said instrument, an old "together" carabiner from 3DYC, and some duct tape, and wha-la...

A yearly event turned competition

On to bigger and better things...

Over a year ago, I had the privilege of meeting Dan the Graphics man, through the Derry Prenkert. This guy loves to go fishing, so that alone makes him cool. This fall, we participated in a Fantasy Football league, in which he crushed everyone. Apparently, he's slightly competitive when it comes to certain things.

For the last three years or so, I would take time off from drinking caffeinated pop, lasting about three months. The other day, Dan and I got onto the subject of refraining from this vice. Next thing you know, it has turned into a contest of who can go the longest without drinking any pop whatsoever. The winner gets the pure joy and satisfaction of victory over his foe.

So starting January 2nd, 2008, it is on. Anyone else dare to partake in this contest?

No Guitar Hero here.

I was listening to talk radio today(like I do most days), and heard this story. Merry Christmas, son!

I have forsaken my first love.

Contrary to what the title suggests, this is not a post about spiritual things... or is it? We shall see.

I must confess, I have been unfaithful. I don't exactly remember when I first fell in love, I think it was way back when life was simpler. Way back when Sunday nights held the routine of popcorn and ice cream while watching MacGyver. I think my father is responsible for introducing me, but it was so long ago. We shared many great memories... numerous vacations, went to ballgames, and spent everyday life together. There were times where we were separated, but it made the the times together all the more sweeter. Life was great, until about three weeks ago.

Two people, that I shall not name, led me astray with an unspeakable mistress. On a dare, I spent a few minutes with her, and I haven't been the same. There is something alluring about this new attraction, yet so very wrong at the same time. In the end, I think it was meant to be. My parents warned me that this would happen, and they themselves are examples to this dark occurrence.

I suppose it would be impolite to not say goodbye.It was a good run.

But now, here we go...

Time to embrace the season

Its that time of year again. I've been accused of being a Grinch on more than one occasion, so here you go...

My Grinch name is:

Grouchygrinch Jerkypants

Discover your Grinch name here...

The Family